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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.



He looks so proud

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

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rubyreed:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This made me cry. I need to watch this show.

sighlur:

yehudiah:

clubteah:

I remember how my ex used to do that when she was sad, she sat on my lap and wrapped her legs around my waist and just kept kissing my neck softly and slowly and i stroked her back for like 2 hours without saying anything and that’s all and i really fucking miss her.

this. is. so. beautiful. i’m in love with this picture. what have happened to you?

Please
ohheykamiel:

5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

Sad black and white blog
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I’m obsessed with this analogy

And now, as broken glasses show
A hundred lesser faces, so
My rags of heart can like, wish, and adore,
But after one such love, can love no more.


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Good God…

Someone found my secret tumblr

No ones supposed to read that yet😂


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From Shakespearean Sonnet 87

For how do I hold thee but by thy granting?
And for that riches where is my deserving?


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"The Cup of Parting Ways"

"My breath is growing heavy
My chest is feeling tight
I’m shivering with anger
On this warm fucking night

You told me we were different
And that feeling set me free
From all the shit that makes you feel
So cold, so suddenly.

You say it slowly felt so right
But it fell apart so damn fast
My mind’s picture of us is shattered
My heart bleeding from the glass

So here’s a fucking cheers to you
The one who never stays
My last drink of the most bitter taste
From the cup of parting ways”


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lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast